Have to bucket this piece of try-hard garbage. Have to. Because it wasted an hour and 40 minutes of my time, and left me and my S.O. basically bored and depressed that we could have done something more fun with the evening.
AFTER THE FILM STARTED OFF SO WELL!
At around the half-hour mark, whoever the good writer was just departed, and left a bunch of fumbling, drug-soaked idiots to finish off. Except they never finish, this thing drags itself along like an animated severed limb for the remaining hour.
It's so bad. It's so, so bad. And it's just amazingly so, because IT STARTED OFF SO WELL!
No direction. No purpose.
SHOCKING script errors where important elements get forgotten 2 seconds later.
Attempts to imitate great stories like The Thing ('Who Goes There' by JW Campbell) - except it can't even do a decent homage because it's such a confused, slow moving, boring MESS!
Worst kind of film. The kind that deserves punishment. Somebody should be made to pay for this. Because it STARTED OFF SO WELL, sucked us in, then turned on us. It soaked us in bile. It vomited over us. It urinated in our faces.
Do not, EVER, watch this film. You will kick your TV screen in.
YES, it REALLY IS that bad.